Hulk fall down

Hulk play ping pong with niece and nephew and slip. Hulk glad for all martial arts training--fall on butt --no bruise. Hulk only had to use aikido three times in life:
1. Fall on slippery grass
2. Fall on ice
3. Fall on slippery concrete basement.

cats love christmas

This favorite time of year for kittehs.

mouse ache christmas

Finest in mouse fur....now with glasses.
more the engrish!

Christmas come early

X-mas come early for Hulk. Was smooshed totally frozen squirrel on front porch. Hulk SO dispose before take picture. Hulk think one of three theories on how squirrel get there.
1. Zero degrees and squirrel freeze to porch.
2. Local cat kill and bring to porch.
3. Hulk's mailman--who hate Hulk (and curse Hulk out) leave there because Hulk no give him xmas present.

Seriously, all three possible.

BTW--Hulk SO throw squirrel in gutter--that seem right but whatever.

Hulk on edge

It not take much to set Hulk off these days...here is evidence

Hulk Done!

Hulk finally finish exams. Can breathe now. Hulk finally venture into the world yesterday. This is expensive thing to do. Hulk friend call this the $100 exit tax...inflation more like $200 now. Venturing into the world Hulk hear and see strange things like:
Neo-Nazi's left leaflet on Hulk's car in Hyde Park.
Listening to the burn-out working at the pet store....this what he say " I don't have a car...I don't have a girlfriend...I don't have a girlfriend with a car...." He say in that order...Hulk really wanted to stay there all day he was like a yoda/butthead...he look awesome too--skinny guy about 20 with long shoulder-length hair with long stretchy face...classic.

Goth band names

Is it Hulk or do important terms in Wills sound like teenage Goth Band names?:
Omitted Child
Unworthy heirs
Scrivener's error
Undue Influence
Insane Delusion
Misdiscription

Rick-rolled

Hulk friend told Hulk that he drank "smooth-move" tea other night and almost shat himself. He not upset, Hulk would be upset. Maybe Hulk too sensitive.

Hulk pass ethics bar exam

Hulk pass MPRE (aka) the Multi-State Professional Responsibility Examination (for non-lawyer readers). Hulk pass good. Hulk score way higher than needed to take Ohio bar. Hulk SO say that make Hulk that much more ethical. Hulk say it not work that way, today Hulk email dean of students to be let in closed class so Hulk can drop other class. Hulk not tell her real reason want to take class....because Hulk hear other professor is bat-shit crazy and is failing his students and Hulk want to get out. She not believe Hulk anyway--Deans never believe students...especially mutants.

bears!

Hulk not like Stephen Colbert with aversion to bears. Hulk need hug today. No matter this bear will tear eyes out--still worth it.

Oh joy

Hulk trying finish outlines today--two last topics--in Wills, Rule Against Perpetuities and in Employment Law--ERISA. Two worst things to learn. One messed up law even Supreme Court get wrong. One created because some feudal lord had retarded son. Not really matter which is which. Time to make "Hulk's homemade Prozac."

The outline drinking game

1. Drink every time write statute.
2. Drink twice every time write statute wrong and spell check have to catch it.
3. Drink every time write PP for public policy.
4. Drink every time write "majority."

Hulk think outlining more fun--would not have liver by end of exam week but would be fun....

Leader robes

Hulk need these "leader" robes Hulk see on TV. Will be both warm and member of cult. This seems win-win to Hulk

Schoolbus!!

Hulk hate neighborhood school-bus. Sits in front of Hulk house and idles and beeps--thing is--kid never comes. Need to give it up school bus ...with your no seat belt make traffic stop gang of hoodlums inside. Hulk trying finish outlines. Bad enough already. Go away and never come back....(LOTR on all weekend).