snow day!!

Hulk have snow day today! Awesome. Of course Hulk do homework but at least no class. Hulk love the white death.

Ambulance!

Is like Curious George story. Hulk go in ambulance! Hulk have adverse reaction to medicine. Call 911 at school. Ring ring! have siren on and everything. Hulk fine now. No more medicine for Hulk. Yuck.

Hulk Have Actual Authority to Smash

Hulk take Agency--is useful class. Problem is work in groups of 4. This would not be problem but odds are going to get D-bag. Guess what--got one...is total jackass. Hulk need to be more intimidating. Hulk try be civil. Really just better if guy scared--will work through problems faster than he second-guessing everything. Hulk have authority to "bind"...yep "bind your hands" and tape your mouth...and pummel your face.... Maybe Hulk when meet new people should just throw them across room--Hulk think will get some respect that way....then everyone just move forward.

This make Hulk laugh everytime

Jumping Jacks Iraq-style

Hulk think they trying train police force. Or bringing ballet to Bagdad. Really could be either one.

Help help Hulk being repressed!

Hulk realize one reason why work no fun. Hulk not allowed to be Hulk because is lower than dirt and not aloud to joke much. One partner walk by with all brown outfit on...head to toe--other co-worker says "you're looking very brown today." Hulk really really want to say "What can Brown do for you?" Hulk not say this....Hulk think this a good move career-wise but Hulk die a little bit inside.

Jesus touched me

Jesus taught me to annunciate.
After bridge--which is awesome in own right note lyric is "Jesus came and found me and touched me down inside." About 1:45

Super-broker shuffle

This good thing. Hulk like Grey Poupon guy. Hard to believe that was best "take."

What Hulk find on Internets

Hulk look real hard for clip of Jan-Michael Vincent so drunk on set....Hulk remembered is awesome. So far no can find--if any reader find it please post. Anyway, Hulk find this "short story" which must be self published. Is excellently bad. Here a preview: "Lester’s balls and I go way back."

Chimp on Segway

Bobo! You know tell Hulk this on Japanese show--this important for Hulk. Thanks.

Diamond Dave

Last year there was on internets audio track only of DLR singing Running With the Devil. Now someone make soundboard. NSFW--not because nudity but is loud and awesome and you laugh at work.

Dear Work

Dear Work,

Hulk not too crazy about you these days. You bore Hulk today. Sometimes you make Hulk panic, other times put Hulk to sleep. Either way is crap. You lucky you pay Hulk. Hulk realize law work is lonely work. Is for nerds. Hulk misses interacting with co-workers. Other law students here are D-bags they not count. No talk to Hulk. Work...you on notice.

Sincerely,

Hulk

Dear law school

Dear law school,
Hulk hate you. Wish you go away. One more semester come not soon enough. You know what Hulk will not miss most of all? D-bag students (and many professors).
You think I give to alumni fund? Then you really crazy.
After May you are dead to Hulk.

Sincerely,

Hulk

Parrot

Cat and parrot