Secret Hulk

Not fun being lawyer look for job and internet. Internet is like silly putty and record everything Hulk ever say. Hulk have to censor everything and that is no fun because cannot be self. Hulk blog no come up...is last place Hulk can be self and maybe say curse words if need be....like shit. Looking for job = shitty.

Hulk poor

Hulk poor, not tragic poor but comically poor. Hulk got coffee mug when start law school that say "Will litigate for food" is hilarious but also now true. Hulk wonder if should get other coffee mugs like "lottery winner's coffee" or just "Paris" maybe magic cabinet make mug sayings come true.

Hulk scared bad

Local journalist who kind of well known went to tiny grade school with Hulk. Hulk thought was same name but didn't believe same guy until he post pic of childhood. Hulk could not imagine old fat bald guy same age. Then Hulk remember. Hulk old....Hulk scared.

Hulk feel funny

Hulk shy these days. Feel funny inside--Hulk self conscious. Hulk hear that people want to hear from Hulk so that make Hulk feel little better. Hulk feel like failure and nothing to report. Hulk is getting better at Bejeweled however...but maybe not good thing put on resume. Also Hulk cat die and that make Hulk sad. Hulk not want people to see Hulk cry...Hulk must be very tough or lose Marvel endorsement.