Hidden Friends

What would it take for Hulk to "hide" a friend on Facebook. Is very complicated math.
First, more like acquaintance higher probability. Also:
1. Picking your 5 favorite beers and all are Miller Lite=hide(also dead to me)
2. Already a weirdo + inappropriate profile photo that is not funny = hide
3. Nice guy who is professional writer & teaches creative writing + status update that he is getting teeth cleaned = hide.

Rachel Ray Show=Unwatchable

Hulk watch RRS for about 2 minutes. Hulk is significantly stupider for it. Better way to kill brain cells is drink self into stupor. Hulk thinks this would not pass Geneva Convention if played to prisoners. RR is a millionaire because she so popular. Hulk very scared for America.

When you want to have bad day

Having a bad week? Want to make worse? Try this--log all the food you eat in computer program. Go over to friend's house and have some snacks then faithfully record data. Realize that you have eaten ridiculous amount of calories and fat. Maybe computer program will do pie chart for you. Wonder no further why you have back fat.

Legal (non) Dirty words

Here some legal words that sound dirty but not--"agency and partnership" edition:
1. Disgorge
2. Arm's length
3. wrongful expulsion...

Hulk throw gauntlet down--(corporations terms also acceptable)

Hulk Implode

Hulk has managed to smash self and is slowly imploding. Hulk get hurt doing non-complicated task. Hulk is falling apart. If Hulk get hurt should have some cool story behind it like: jumping between buildings on rooftops, wrestling a bear or cutting own leg off to free self from Hulk trap.

Letter to Norwood

Dear Norwood,
You are loud. You should buy muffler. You should get all of your loose belts fixed too. Also, stop "hawking" outside Hulk's window. You should know that your children play in dumpsters, with rusty pipes and shards of glass. Hulk sees and hears all of this. You should crack down on slumlords. You not be so broke if you penalize. You are dumb.

Love,
The Hulk

Hulk not forget

Hulk not abandon blog...some things not appropriate on FB...like fundamental problems with legal education and practice of law and....how some people smell.