Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Letter to Norwood

Dear Norwood,
You are loud. You should buy muffler. You should get all of your loose belts fixed too. Also, stop "hawking" outside Hulk's window. You should know that your children play in dumpsters, with rusty pipes and shards of glass. Hulk sees and hears all of this. You should crack down on slumlords. You not be so broke if you penalize. You are dumb.

Love,
The Hulk

4 comments:

jerseyaikidogirl said...

But then, you knew all that when you bought a house there...

Sue I. said...

Hulk can still be indignant. There were rumors it was turning around....not so much.

Anonymous said...

The only place to live in Norwood is on Flora Ave.
It is nice, all else is- well, as you describe.
Little known fact: 50% of all teeth in Norwood are on Flora Ave.

-Rutiger

Sue I. said...

The rumors were from Flora....damn them and their teeth articulating!!