Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Hidden Friends

What would it take for Hulk to "hide" a friend on Facebook. Is very complicated math.
First, more like acquaintance higher probability. Also:
1. Picking your 5 favorite beers and all are Miller Lite=hide(also dead to me)
2. Already a weirdo + inappropriate profile photo that is not funny = hide
3. Nice guy who is professional writer & teaches creative writing + status update that he is getting teeth cleaned = hide.

4 comments:

jerseyaikidogirl said...

So that's where I went on your profile...

Sue I. said...

ha ha--which one you think you would be? You no fit the above descriptions

jerseyaikidogirl said...

I really can't think of who this is...am I that out of the loop?

Anonymous said...

I have a few rules.
If they update their status on a regular basis with bullshit like, "I am going to eat dinner" or "I am going shopping for groceries" or "It is a beautiful day today" or "I am a fucking moron and I can't think of anything intelligent or funny to say." then I hide them.

If they post tons of bad art, or cute photos of their pets, I delete them as friends for good, find out where they live and throw a brick through their window with a note that tell them they suck. It is a bit harsh, but someone has to take a stand on these douche bags.
-Rutiger