Thursday, August 27, 2009

job survey

Hulk apply for job at famous company. They require survey on leadership qualities--maybe groupthink. Questions are a little weird "If a chimpanze, a bear and you were on a team and you had to implement one idea from your group which one would it be?" This complicated Hulk don't like bear's idea involving Hulk getting eaten but maybe he six sigma--who Hulk to judge? But what if chimp's idea was to kill the bear and he had a knife? He look pretty smart too. What if was Hulk's idea to run like hell and let bear eat the chimp would that not make Hulk a "team player?" Safe to say Hulk probably not get interview.

5 comments:

jerseyaikidogirl said...

Oooh. Can I guess the name of the company? If so, their interview tactics seem weirder than ours. We're usually hiring lawyers if you want to move to Jersey.

Sue I. said...

I'm sure you are right--competitors--Hulk exaggerated that survey but not by much. Most people are not hiring at all so I'm surprised if you're right.

jerseyaikidogirl said...

I don't know for certain. I know we are *constantly* hiring more sales reps for our professional line. Though I don't know why since my dentist can't seem to get one into the office...

Sue I. said...

Most people are not hiring lawyers. Hulk need to be more specific.

jerseyaikidogirl said...

No, we lost some patent attorneys and things recently, so we really might be hiring them, too. I don't regularly check :)