Hulk miss you

Hulk not post in a while. But Hulk now realize that Hulk not able to be Hulk on Facebook. How you let these recent status updates go?:
"is proud of Senator Kennedy's legacy. We need more unashamed liberals. May the angels lead you into paradise." (Hulk cut and paste this) If by "angels" you mean whores and "paradise" you mean booze cruise then I think well maybe...if he's lucky.
Here another one: "Renal Ultrasound, baby!" How the hell Hulk supposed to respond to this? Is she proud of the procedure? Excited? How can Hulk "unlearn" this fact?
Also Hulk sick of status update cop outs--song lyrics especially hip-hop which make you even more white.
No one respect the "craft" of the good status update--it ok to take a day off or even two to come up with good one... whew...Hulk feel better now.