Hidden Friends

What would it take for Hulk to "hide" a friend on Facebook. Is very complicated math.
First, more like acquaintance higher probability. Also:
1. Picking your 5 favorite beers and all are Miller Lite=hide(also dead to me)
2. Already a weirdo + inappropriate profile photo that is not funny = hide
3. Nice guy who is professional writer & teaches creative writing + status update that he is getting teeth cleaned = hide.

Rachel Ray Show=Unwatchable

Hulk watch RRS for about 2 minutes. Hulk is significantly stupider for it. Better way to kill brain cells is drink self into stupor. Hulk thinks this would not pass Geneva Convention if played to prisoners. RR is a millionaire because she so popular. Hulk very scared for America.

When you want to have bad day

Having a bad week? Want to make worse? Try this--log all the food you eat in computer program. Go over to friend's house and have some snacks then faithfully record data. Realize that you have eaten ridiculous amount of calories and fat. Maybe computer program will do pie chart for you. Wonder no further why you have back fat.

Legal (non) Dirty words

Here some legal words that sound dirty but not--"agency and partnership" edition:
1. Disgorge
2. Arm's length
3. wrongful expulsion...

Hulk throw gauntlet down--(corporations terms also acceptable)

Hulk Implode

Hulk has managed to smash self and is slowly imploding. Hulk get hurt doing non-complicated task. Hulk is falling apart. If Hulk get hurt should have some cool story behind it like: jumping between buildings on rooftops, wrestling a bear or cutting own leg off to free self from Hulk trap.

Letter to Norwood

Dear Norwood,
You are loud. You should buy muffler. You should get all of your loose belts fixed too. Also, stop "hawking" outside Hulk's window. You should know that your children play in dumpsters, with rusty pipes and shards of glass. Hulk sees and hears all of this. You should crack down on slumlords. You not be so broke if you penalize. You are dumb.

Love,
The Hulk

Hulk not forget

Hulk not abandon blog...some things not appropriate on FB...like fundamental problems with legal education and practice of law and....how some people smell.

Jokes

Hulk think could write for Jay Leno: "Today hear that Warren Buffet lost $25 billion dollars last year. It was $30 billion but his wife found $5 billion in his pants pocket when doing the laundry."
That about the correct amount of lameness for him Hulk thinks.

look alikes

Misnomer

This Spring Break is all lie. Hulk not have much break at all. Not Hulk idea of fun to learn intricacies of check cashing rules. Granted Hulk get to do tiny bit of smashing this weekend--but not enough... learning Uniform Commercial Code is NOT same as drinking margaritas. Hulk know what you say, Why not both? Cannot understand UCC sober...for reals.

Things Hulk learn this semester

Hulk learnding...This what Hulk learn so far:
1. Crack addicts make untrustworthy police snitches.
2. Electronic checks have to abide by the NACHO rules.
3. Never try.

Freak out

Hulk take class--is not good. Hulk not do good on "mid term." Hulk part of group when "partner" do bad reflects badly on Hulk's grade. Hulk sick this morning--one partner up in front of class today...apparently it not go so well. Hulk is upset. Hulk need class to graduate....Hulk....borderline...despondent... :(