"Cocktail" solution

Hulk starting to get better....now Hulk realize how very screwed Hulk is on getting all school projects done. Is really bad. Not enough "rescue remedy" in world for stress. Hulk need something stronger like Valium. Except then Hulk sleepy during the day and need to work very hard...will need uppers for day...but then won't be able to sleep--need more Valium. On no, Hulk will turn into Judy Garland. Better just suck it up and ignore daytime teeth grinding.

Round 2

Hulk sick three weeks--no good go back to doctor she say "well...you could get more antibiotics or wait it out".....Hulk say in law school...she say "well that makes that decision." Hulk have sinus induced pink-eye again too. Hulk feel like leper. Beginning to think Hulk have one white blood cell left in fight of his life.

puppy aikido

Notice lighter colored puppy have "soft focus" in midst of aggression. He true master.

storm buzz words

Recent storm make Hulk think that some buzz words would make good drink names/sex positions/band names:
Dirty Squirrel
wind gusts
the blackout
loose shingle

These words not so much:
insurance adjuster
toppled chimney
economic waste

na na na na na leader....

This group have reputation for being cult---after watching this Hulk see why. Please click here. Is amazing.... keep watching for "solo." Now Hulk want to join.

Attic Creature

Hulk thought this might happen. Hulk SO hears a creature. Hulk thinks it is not a roof kitty but a dirty squirrel. Hulk no good access to attic to put trap up there...squirrel might need to hope it finds way out before roofers come...

Hulk house smash

Hulk house get smashed by wind--lose lots of shingles and big tree a mangled mess. Probably lose tree. But school closed--that good for Hulk. Hulk have power...for some reason Norwood not have this problem --get work done in crap shack today. Hulk dad have hole in roof recently and kitty come in--maybe that happen to Hulk! Roof kitty!!

Bear cub aikido

Weight on the front foot!!

Things Hulk learn while sick

Hulk learn many things while sick here list of some of them:
1. New Price is Right worse than old version.
2. You can have teeth too white (see "The Hills").
3. Old expired Nyquil works fine.
4. Hulk SO "not like" when Hulk cough all night....of course, Hulk love waking self up with spasms and each cough feel like sandpaper ripping across throat.
5. The cats no lead rich, fulfilling lives--really just lay around all day.

America's most busted pharmacy

Hulk sick get worse. Have to get medicine. Go to pharmacy and they do not want to fill Hulk's 'scrips. Why you ask? The computer system was down between them and insurance company--so they turn people away. One guy mumble something about insulin. Hulk outraged. They have medicine... quit being the insurance company's bitch. They try to pull that crap on Hulk. Hulk say why not call this handy 1-800 number on Hulk insurance card. Duh--does work. Idiots. Hulk get medicine--pay way too much but that another matter.

Hulk have special talent

Hulk have amazing ability to get sick on Friday afternoons and destroy weekend. Literally felt sick at 5:00 pm. Hulk then realize have 101 degree fever. That night Hulk tell SO that Hulk is going to die. SO says, "Now that's a bit dramatic." Hulk say, "You'll regret saying that when I'm dead."

Jumpsuit to Xanadu

When save image Hulk VERY tempted to "Set image as Desktop background."

Easy class

Hulk take easiest law class ever. Is called Interviewing Negotiating and Counseling. Class is like empowerment session with your mom. Reading book is hardest part because seem so basic---here quote, "The primary means of obtaining information during the overview phase of the interview is the posing of a series of questions to the client." Well duh. Here Hulk advice on successful interview:
1. Now matter what client say--don't do spit take.
2. No audible farts.
3. Don't let client see posting on blog while talking.

Only law school would take what is basic social skills thing and turn into class.

New look.... same old disgusting

Hulk have new food court in student union at school--look like might be delicious. If possible is worse than before. Interior design make it seem like food might be good. Food is all made in same industrial food sweatshop. Hulk try to make healthiest choice--swear they try to make gross. We thought you not mind we soak your veggie burger in lard--ok? And worst part--now more expensive--Hulk give up. Hulk only eat what Hulk can fit in pockets on way out door.