If Facebook were Gen X

Hulk think Facebook is quintessentially Gen Y. All quizzes--your power animal is phoenix or eagle! You awesome! Hulk think if Gen X Facebook: first, would have "Emo Bunny" pictured here as mascot. Both cute and ironically hilarious. Second, quizzes would be more realistic like, your power animal is a mole. You stay underground eating grubs, you are disgusting to look at if fact looking at you I just threw up in my mouth a little, and if you think there will be Social Security when you retire, you crazy.

Corny Time

Reader notice that Hulk absent from blog? Is because Hulk trying to spare you from endless barrage of horrible legal jokes. That all Hulk can come up with in time of study. They kind that make people's eyes roll...
Hulk will say this as general observation, whoever said "possession is 9/10th of the law" had head up their ass. If that was case, Hulk would have been done studying a month ago. Now if they had said "a four point balancing test is 9/10th of the law" Then Hulk would believe. Thanks a lot Justice O'Connor...damn your rational reasoning--now Hulk have to memorize all that shit.

Least dramatic

Except for SO of course, Hulk is least dramatic monster in Hulk SO's family. Status updates of cousin are cryptic and dramatic with allusions to impending doom yet no more information. Hulk really really want to say something sarcastic. Like status update says, "it hurts but has to be done." Hulk want to say "the first Brazilian bikini wax of the summer is the worst." But Hulk doesn't because she is getting a divorce and it is probably something bad. She no say. Hulk thinks she doing this on purpose like get out of sarcasm free card.