Children afraid

Hulk have candy. Hulk hear children. Children not come to house. Hulk think they are scared of Hulk. Neighbors never accept Hulk even after 5 years. (single tear....)Now Hulk have way too much candy.

Hulk Haiku

Law students are dumb.
Smash! Think they are so smart. Ha!
Still bruise like humans.

Character and Fitness

Hulk have bar examiner's character and fitness interview today. Ask Hulk about job Hulk have for 3 weeks. Hulk quit very abruptly--was very bad place. Hulk think immoral. Hulk think quitting immoral place good sign of character...but what Hulk know? Was a little awkward -Hulk hear story from attorney at work with almost exact same story--obviously ok to sit for bar--Hulk think ok too. Good thing not ask about gratuitous smashing.

Someday....Hulk Chill out

Someday Hulk get chance to chill out for now have to settle for artist rendering.

Hulk smackdown

Hulk coach arbitration team. Is stupid. Hulk not get credit or pay--Hulk stupid. Hulk have to put smack-down on student with head up butt. Students think will win but make whiny excuses about practice. Will not win--guaranteed. Not want it bad enough. Why Hulk care anyway?

Damn you Gonzaga!!

Hulk article being published soon but editors tell Hulk need to rewrite some stuff. Hulk no time to rewrite stuff. Say "is not publishable in current state" fix in week. Hulk can fix though --Hulk just need to give scholar more shout outs and do something called "paraphrasing." Hulk not sure what this is--just going to put more f-bombs in those sentences--Hulk think that will make the sentence more Hulk's voice.

Pipe Dream

Yea Toledo. Joe the Plummer. He delinquent in taxes. Not licensed to "plumb" either. Why Hulk think that Joe never realize his dream of being in upper tax bracket?
Hulk brother dentist who is business owner will talk at Hulk about this crap no matter who wins on Thanksgiving. Hulk not cry in soup for him--Hulk spend all of month's money today on "shingle repair."

dirty legal words

Here following list of legal terms of art that sound dirty but are not:

Hotchpot (Hulk like saying this like when yell Yahtzee!)
Intestacy
Piercing the corporate veil
Portal to Portal Act

Not term of art...but mentioned:
Court-packing

Now you try. If you no lawyer--must be profession you are in or used to be...here Hulk have advantage big time.

Hulk trial

Hulk have fake trial today. Went ok. Class takes up too much Hulk time. Photo is Hulk cross examining technique. Work good.

Japanese Cat Weightlifting

"wall street" w/3 "main street" = punch in the throat

If one more person say those words in same sentence--Hulk punch right in throat. Tom Brokaw, Hulk hear you this morning.

Smooth Jazz

Hulk hear college student car stereo and not know why frat boy listen to "smooth jazz" like twinkly Warm 98 stuff. Then Hulk listen close. Pretty sure was Dave Matthews Band. Hulk realize Dave Matthews Band is one vocal track away from Muzak.