Funniest Scholar Ever

Law scholar look exactly like comedian David Cross. Is scary.

Which is "real" David Cross? Only tell because of microphone.

Training with kids

Hulk practice martial art with kid tonight. One guy little was like training with monkey. Hulk thigh bigger than kid waist...but that true for some adults too. Hulk also train with awkward teenager. Smell like industrial glue with just hint of BO. Between each technique shrug and adjust just like old Rodney Dangerfield bit....no respect.

Big Boob Jeopardy

Hulk randomly watch Jeopardy. See ex-co-worker and friend on there. Her boobs look big on TV--Hulk think TV add ten pounds? Five in each boob? Then Hulk remember her boobs that big in real life. Now Hulk believe everything see on TV.

Michael Clayton

Hulk just see movie Michael Clayton. Hulk work for plaintiff firm. Apparently work for defense is dangerous and soul crushing--at plaintiff's firm worst thing happen is make fun of haircut.

Hulk Get Sick

Hulk weak to invisiable viruses. Hulk get sick on same day Hulk movie come out. Coincidence? Hulk feel better just in time to go back to work.

Signs you are getting robbed

Hulk see this --no kidding--test for bank manager name 6 of the 10 signs you might be getting robbed.
These Hulk favorite:
1. Large bags
2. Wigs
3. Masks

Rough week

Hulk have horrible week at work, here not exhaustive example of things:
1. Awkward greeting and subsequent exchange with big boss.
2. Look through so many documents this week Hulk fall asleep for one second with eyes open--freak Hulk out.
3. Partner put hand out--Hulk slap it like "high-five"--she want Hulk's security card--not high five.
4. Also worst project ever---involve giant box of documents, two Teamsters and an area of Labor Law no attorneys know about because they not take Labor Law--up to Hulk alone.
5. Stockbroker confess to Hulk--never read a book in his life. His annual salary in a "bad year" $350.000...make Hulk want to cry.

Was bad times for Hulk...