Yamada Claus

This for Hulk's dojo friends:
Sing this to Santa Claus Coming to Town:
You better watch out--better not cry, better not tank--Hulk telling you why....Yamada Sensei coming to town...
He sees you when you falling, he knows when you awake--he knows when Hulk been bad or good....so be good for goodness sake...(or get smooshed).

p.s non-aikidoka pic not Yamada.

Super Hulk!

Hulk car try to run away. Hulk accidentally leave in gear with no emergency brake. It rolling in parking lot Hulk mash body against...Hulk think this either smartest thing Hulk done or dumbest--get run over by own car. Turn out smart. Hulk stop car and save day.

She-Hulk

Ok She-Hulk is a lawyer. Hulk not kidding.

This from wikipedia--"A highly skilled lawyer, she has served as legal counsel to various superheroes on numerous occasions."

What legal troubles superheroes have?
Tort claims-natch..
Conspiracy-maybe...
DUI--probably

Who wear short shorts

Every year charity auction. Shy professor make dinner for you. Hulk hear last year he show up in short-frayed jean shorts and white nasty T-shirt and oven broken. Hulk wonder is shorts so short that guest see "meat and two veg." That make Hulk shudder.

Car Frisk

We learn today ok to "frisk" a car. Hulk think not ok to probe tailpipe--that greater invasion of privacy. Maybe ok to fondle headlights. Hulk nervous about muffler "reach around"--HOT--but not in good way.

Despondent Gingerbreadman

It rain all day--not warm either. Near Hulk is some apartments with special offers. Person hold sign--like "free rent" Last week was snowman. Today was very sad gingerbreadman. Hulk think costume made out of foam. This is bad for sign man.

Red Hulk

Ok now there is now a "red Hulk" which may or not be Bruce Banner:
This from newspaper:

"I wanted to bring a danger back to the book," Loeb says. "The Red Hulk is the kind of Hulk we haven't seen before — a thinking, calculating, brutal weapon-toting kind of Hulk.

"Everything the Green Hulk isn't, the Red Hulk is."

Red Hulk might be alternative universe Hulk--the one that went to business school instead of law school. Smash the business paradigm and outsource! Everyone independent contractors!

Family law

Hulk take family law. This class for retards--no offense to DR lawyers--I'm sure real life this complex (no kill Hulk Shawn D.) but so far Hulk learn--no marry sister, no two wives--you gay unless in Massachusetts--good luck with that. Maybe when Hulk get to divorce stuff it will get difficult. So far, dumb squirrel understand. When Hulk think class easy this scare Hulk. This reverse law school proportionate theory. Simple class you get "C" hard class you get "A" or in Hulk's case "B+" Why this way?

squirrel

Hulk hear funny noise. Hulk realize that noise is squirrel slipping and falling off roof because of snow. Squirrel not land "pretty" Hulk think hurt himself real bad. But get up and run away--look real freaked out. Hulk laugh.

Geneva Convention Violations

New Rule--
No eat in Evidence class--this dumb. Hulk think professor violate Geneva Convention in following ways:
1. Violence to the person--all kinds including cruel treatment and torture.
Anyone in class know this violated twice a week.
2. Outrages against dignity in particular humiliation and degrading treatment.
4 minute bathroom break, no food.

Professor say we can bring water in any form--soon waterboarding...by end of semester will be photo of naked hooded students in pile with little girl pointing at us...