Job offers

Hulk just read ABA "Student Lawyer"--which funny itself--probably most recycled unread magazine next to "Reach."
Hulk normally use it to catch fresh cat puke--throw magazine under cat when hear special puke sounds. Anyway--Hulk procrastinating and read "how to offer job offers with aplomb." This funny--this how Hulk see job offer go:
Hulk: "Please give job I graduated--no longer student."
Job: "Ok, I'll give you $5,000 you have to bring your own coffee and pens."
Hulk: "Ok--thank you."

Article talk about how deal with multiple job offers--in Cincinnati that mean--Chipotle, Gap, mail room at KMK.