Courtroom a hollerin'

"Member of jury--Hulk simple county lawyer..."

Good name for case

Stoner v. California, 376 U.S. 483 (1964). It not class action suit--but should be.

Job offers

Hulk just read ABA "Student Lawyer"--which funny itself--probably most recycled unread magazine next to "Reach."
Hulk normally use it to catch fresh cat puke--throw magazine under cat when hear special puke sounds. Anyway--Hulk procrastinating and read "how to offer job offers with aplomb." This funny--this how Hulk see job offer go:
Hulk: "Please give job I graduated--no longer student."
Job: "Ok, I'll give you $5,000 you have to bring your own coffee and pens."
Hulk: "Ok--thank you."

Article talk about how deal with multiple job offers--in Cincinnati that mean--Chipotle, Gap, mail room at KMK.

student weatherman

intersexual professor

Hulk find this professor photo. Hulk know lady because of pearl necklace. Otherwise think this Edward Furlong in new John Waters movie.

slow death by Evidence

Professor of Evidence most boring ever. Hulk really hear other students say things like:
"I searched the web so long, I found the end of it." and
"If I could, in that class I would take my pencil and stick it in my eye such that it would go all the way to my brain so it would kill me...but I just don't trust my aim."

school smash

Hulk burnt out on school--
Here some reasons:
1. School is jockocracy--right now student in class eating raw sweet potato because he think he will be next ultimate fighting champion. Answer no.
2. Professors think we retarded--This happen just now--"Can you think of a public figure that hasn't told the truth?" Wonder why no participate?
3. Four minute bathroom break--infringed liberty and flashback to Catholic School.

Japanese Treadmill

Ok, Hulk have weakness for crazy Japanese game shows. Wait for the gaijin at the end--the second time he goes--at the very end. Baka des ne.

Make up names

Hulk not know names of ILs so Hulk make up names based on appearance. This partial list:
Harry Potter
Sarge
Smooshface-Headband
Teddy bear
Paper Chase

Law students see if match names--make game.
Hint--hair is important characteristic.
Also, Harry Potter really looks like Harry Potter.

Green party

People assume Hulk member of Green Party. But that too literal. Hulk think that party conventions should be combined. Like MC/off...Here Hulk ideas--Spoken word MC contest between Henry Rollins and Ann Coulter. Krunking contest between Dem crew --Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Nancy Pelosi vs. Rep crew with Newt Gingrich, Pat Robinson and Karl Rove. Joe Lieberman only allowed to watch...Hulk guarantee ratings.

Dance party...

Oh the 'nati....

Human tetris

This Japanese game show--Hulk favorite thing.

hot law professor

In all fairness, Hulk post hot law professor photo. She teach at Loyola in Los Angeles. Bryce, you can transfer there-Hulk look up requirements--you fine. Hulk give caveat: 1. This picture not most updated and 2. Besides teaching feminine jurisprudence she also on Loyola's "itty bitty tittie committee."

cool professor

Hulk find this awesome law school professor photo. Look like senior photo. Only thing better would be if holding tennis racket.

Bugs!

Hulk dream crazy. This true--Hulk dream giant bugs crawling on walls--look like cross between lobster and silverfish but about 6 inches long. Here funny thing--in dream bugs called Lochners. This code in Supreme Court decisions when Court screwed up. This very nerdy thing to call monsters. Hulk read that dream about bugs mean something in life not in control. Hulk in law school. Why no Hulk dream about bugs every night?

p.s.--Hulk super-nerd-- double check spell Lochner right and edit post because the Court in Supreme Court always capitalized and was not....Hulk need vacation already.