Tuesday, January 29, 2008

How to look cool

Hulk say these things avoid doing in public if you want maximum coolness:
1. Asking someone to feel biceps ( Hulk see someone do this at school today).
2. Tie your shoe--necessary-sure, but look dumb.
3. Apply chapstick,
4. Drink from straw.
5. Lick ice cream cone
6. Eat Mexican food--is possible but usually disaster.
7. Walk with "spring" in step or all out "skip."
8. Use weight machine for inner thigh with legs splayed.

This list not exhaustive.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

You forgot never every roll around like a Jackass in catnip.

Chance and Momo

Anonymous said...

Perhaps porno stars do look cool licking ice cream cones...? Maybe?

Ryoko

Sue I. said...

That's true--the ice cream cone was a last minute addition--it used to say "take a poop." The ice cream cone is acceptable for the ladies....