Nutty Interview

Hulk have interview today. This good thing. Interview go well but guy kind of crazy. He ask Hulk if ever get yelled at and Hulk say work retail at bookstore and get yelled by Hyde Park ladies. All attorneys in room nod head.
He also ask Hulk if Hulk offended by cursing language. Want to respond by saying Hell No!! But just say it ok. If Hulk get job this going to be one crazy workplace. Perfect for Hulk.

Do tell

Hulk invited to wedding on Saturday but they call off. That a little crazy but worse is they not tell everyone, including people flying in out of town. That not cool. Not tell Hulk either, Hulk hear through grapevine only. Hulk think as embarrassing as telling everyone is much worse not tell guests so Hulk come up with list of other scenarios of embarrassing but should tell anyway:

"I pooped in your pool."
"I have cracked your toilet beyond repair."
"Your penis appears to be caught in your fly."

These kind of gross but you get picture. Feel free to comment just in case these come up for Hulk. Then Hulk know what to do.

Hulk cat try to kill

This quiz not ask if cat turn on stove. That happen to Hulk while on vacation. Cat turn on gas, fill house up. Good thing he not know how to light match yet.

Crazy people everywhere

Hulk have crazy client. Remind Hulk of all years work in retail. Clients act exactly same as customer. No matter that Hulk volunteer and she getting advice for free. She not like advice Hulk give therefore get angry at Hulk. Weird how Hulk legal advice same reaction as telling customer that Judy Bloom book no longer in print. Hulk have same advice to both--write congressman.

OMG

Hulk's SO re-injured Hulk wrist in comedy related accident. Grab Hulk wrist and shake it as hard as can trying to imitate baby waving. Hulk now have to go back to wearing splint. The worst part for Hulk was comdedy...frankly, it not worth the crippling pain.

Hulk good

Maybe Hulk life turning around. Hulk get temporary job and wrist healing. Hulk still not go to state that not be named--that was close call. Hulk go to KY instead, that much better. Any state named after lubricant is ok with Hulk, maybe next Hulk go to outer space on Astroglide. Hulk find out that not exist yet. Maybe good name for next shuttle.

new kitties

Hulk new kitties good. Make Hulk smile and laugh. Play all the time. Hulk like new kitties.

Country Song Winter

Hulk have a country song winter. Both Hulk cats die, Hulk mess up arm and pay lots of money to fix it and is broke with no job. Maybe Hulk should buy truck and get in bar fight, get arrested. Hulk have hope on new job but Hulk no want to jinx it. Hulk think Hulk hit rock bottom so life better. Hulk arm getting better too and will get back to smashing very soon. Hulk going on vacation looks like. Go to state that shall not be named aka America's wang. Get back and get Hulk some more critters, then life good.

Street names

Hulk want to move so can post crazy street names. Like: "There big pile up on Roundbottom Road." Or: "Just had close shave on Beaver Ave." Feel free to enter own in comments but must be in greater Cincinnati please and real streets too.

Rough time

Hulk having lots of problems one of which was crazy laptop power cord slow ebay guy. Now laptop back Hulk want to kiss it miss so much. Hulk thought twice about actually kissing it because Hulk thinks would make Hulk sick.
Hulk also has gimpy arm, sick cat and still no job. But Hulk have homemade chocolate treats so it not so bad.

Secret Hulk

Not fun being lawyer look for job and internet. Internet is like silly putty and record everything Hulk ever say. Hulk have to censor everything and that is no fun because cannot be self. Hulk blog no come up...is last place Hulk can be self and maybe say curse words if need be....like shit. Looking for job = shitty.

Hulk poor

Hulk poor, not tragic poor but comically poor. Hulk got coffee mug when start law school that say "Will litigate for food" is hilarious but also now true. Hulk wonder if should get other coffee mugs like "lottery winner's coffee" or just "Paris" maybe magic cabinet make mug sayings come true.

Hulk scared bad

Local journalist who kind of well known went to tiny grade school with Hulk. Hulk thought was same name but didn't believe same guy until he post pic of childhood. Hulk could not imagine old fat bald guy same age. Then Hulk remember. Hulk old....Hulk scared.

Hulk feel funny

Hulk shy these days. Feel funny inside--Hulk self conscious. Hulk hear that people want to hear from Hulk so that make Hulk feel little better. Hulk feel like failure and nothing to report. Hulk is getting better at Bejeweled however...but maybe not good thing put on resume. Also Hulk cat die and that make Hulk sad. Hulk not want people to see Hulk cry...Hulk must be very tough or lose Marvel endorsement.