Runaway Hulk

Hulk want to run away from home. Home is dying, need plumber but Hulk need study not want plumber in house but need running water. Hulk a mess. Want to run away from problems. Calgon take Hulk away! Oh, can't even do that now.

Legal (non) Dirty words Round 2

Hulk think while studying for bar is now time once again for legal words that sound dirty but are not. Today is "Property" (older the law nastier it get)
1. Right of re-entry
2. Remainder subject to open
3. Testator

Bring it on people.

Hulk is scribe

Hulk is now member of "National Order of Scribes" which is funny to Hulk. This not fake thing like "who's-who" Hulk not have to pay. School pick top 5 legal writers. Hulk think picked because is getting "mighty hump" from bending over laptop all day.

bad childhood

Studying for bar is like reliving childhood. Sometime Hulk think...Hulk remember that. Sometimes--oh yeah Hulk forgot but now remember. But sometimes is like when childhood friend remembers whole series of events and no recollection at all. Maybe Hulk have traumatic childhood and now must block out memory. Turns out professor just never got to that stuff....or is it???

"preview" class--whatev...

Apparently Hulk supposed to start studying for the bar now in taking an online "preview" class. Hulk got back from vacation about 2 hours ago and instead is going out for coffee and spend graduation gift certificates.

Jenny and Chad

Gentle reader,
You probably know that Hulk has now indeed graduated. Hulk inspired to get job even more because last night was another "incident." Apparently Chad and Jenny have broken up for good, even though Jenny has daughter with Chad but she cheat on him and is apparently both slut and whore. Hulk know this because they screaming at top of lungs right outside hulk house. Top of lungs. Hulk SO immediately go to Sibcy-Cline website shaking head.