more Norwood awesomeness

Hulk play tennis today at local court. Court is actually nice--donated by Carl Lindner he either from or owns Norwood. Anyway, Hulk SO go get drink in fountain and what find...giant turd. Giant. Hulk not know if human or giant dog. Way to class it up Norwood. Hulk want to get job so can move away.

No more school or work!

Hulk only have exams...even horrible impending exam cannot ruin awesome feeling.

one more week classes!

Hulk have one more week classes! Just gave the Dean scathing teacher evaluation. Said worst class ever even though four college degrees. Did not tell him Hulk in therapy that maybe too much info. Maybe just send him bill.

When two Hulks go to war....

Hulk own sister need smashing...what should Hulk do? Get off the line or confront?

Legal children's names

May seem like good idea should not name child a "legal" name.
Here are some examples:
Erisa--(too high maintenance), Rico (guaranteed trouble with gangs), Subpoena (slutty--she always comes over when you call), Cobra (although good name for dog), Miranda (all criminals will know her), Hippa (sounds like a "fatty"--plus she's a pain in the ass).

Hulk attack!

Hulk almost mowed down today by woman at Grocery store with "Jazzy." Hulk not sure whether she now able to control it or not care---it was going fast. Hulk fate was imminent crash if not for basic mistrust of others and fast reaction times.