Hulk kind of....happy...weird thing..Hulk looking forward to unemployment? Can get rest? Hulk hate to work and feel trapped? ....oh crap Hulk better talk to therapist. Hulk has "peter-pan monster syndrome" Is like peter pan syndrome but more smashing.
Things not all bad for Hulk. Hulk refinance and save $200 a month. Hulk SO work on computer and work much better. Hulk sad about no job but everyone else in same boat. What a Hulk to do....
Hulk work say they not hire attorney now. Yet want Hulk to stay as long as Hulk need. How about Hulk stay until need attorney? It not work that way. Is very hard to stay...Hulk understand why when fire they walk you out with security guard....want to get smashing!!!
Hulk have problems. Hulk crazy busy. Hulk get "brows" waxed--(monsters get "monobrow" too) but lady forgot to use monster compatible wax and now redness and bumps. Almost as if Hulk look like some kind of monster....oh wait. Also, Hulk computer catch virus--software caught it but now Hulk freaked. How Hulk know it gone? Was Trojan horse....this not good...so if any reader get email from Hulk about penis enlargement--it may or may not be from Hulk.
Hulk bored in class and look at girl IMing in front of Hulk--Hulk see phrases that crack Hulk up like: "Communication is key you taught me that." "I'm so happy to be your man."
Who talk like this? Hulk know--someone who want to get laid...