Hoochie for VP

This photo might be fake but Hulk have ideas for captions anyway--feel free to add own:
McCain "straight talk express" just added cocktail cabin.
She look like beginning of porn--take off glasses and get rid banana clip in hair...get to executive business.
Clinton really regret Gore choice now....
McCain/Viagra 2008
She no Margaret Thatcher

real picture

This real picture from 1990. Want to see more?

Good luck Amy P.

Hulk friend first day of law school. Hulk wishes good luck--she smarter than Hulk so she not really need luck. Still, will be subject to jerk students as cannot be avoided ...good luck with that.

Job offers

Hulk forget that many students get permanent job offers this time of year. Hulk job different --find out on graduation day. Other students think this outrageous. Hulk know this tradition where work. Other students probably think "Naked Spanking Machine Fridays" weird too.

2012 logo

Ok this logo for next Olympics it cost over $725,000. Is rubbish. Some say it look like a favorite Simpson's character doing something out of character. Some say look like swastika. Hulk think it look like a pile of garbage. Remind Hulk of logo for Phoenix Coyotes hockey team which looked like stack of boxes with hockey stick.

Dave Chappelle "incident"

Hulk go to Yellow Springs today. Eat lunch at place called "Winds" no joke--is famous place. Hulk and S.O. joke about seeing Dave Chappelle then he right there walking on street. Now Hulk big fan but KNOW Dave is very shy so Hulk not say anything....Hulk's S.O. however, say "Hi Dave! Can I have a picture?" Hulk knew this not cool. He say no. Hulk shake head... Hulk S.O. lose many many cool points.

school is jerk

Law School semester not even start and Hulk already angry. Financial aid must think Hulk make too much money and cut student loan at last second. Hulk have to use up savings to pay....Hulk need that money for twizzlers and gold plated toilets.

"Vagina power" show

This real public access show--is long and is NOT appropriate for work. Is awesome. At 3min 30--best reference to Long John Silvers ever.

Earwig strikes again

Every four years Hulk forget about commentator Al Trautwig. But he commentator on Olympics. Is possibly one of stupidest people on TV. That say a lot. On a good day his commentary fogs the mind--on bad day Hulk smash toilet--make you poop in street. Bill Walton close second.

Damages

This story involve everything Hulk interested in: religion, smashing and frivious civil lawsuits. Joel Osteen wife smash flight attendant in boob with elbow when first class seat have stain. Flight attendant sue lady preacher. She want 10% of lady net worth (reverse tithing) and here list of other damages:
According to court documents, Brown claims that she suffers from anxiety and hemorrhoids because of the incident involving Victoria Osteen and said her faith was affected.

adventures at camp I

Hulk go to New Jersey for aikido camp. Needed to stop and sleep at 3 am one motel room left in Ohio. Hulk walk in and overwhelming stench--smell like monkey steal homeless man coat with BO smell--wear and rub it all over furniture.