Neurotic Hulk

Was quirky before-- now work have four law clerks. This make Hulk nervous and anxious. Now Hulk have to kill three people instead of just the one. One guy seem nice.... too bad for him.
Hulk work tell Hulk not enough work to hire Hulk maybe...then find out hiring new attorney. This make Hulk angry--Hulk feel getting jerked around.

--Hulk birthday tomorrow. Hurrah.

Hulk in Chi-town

Hulk wear a "small" in Chi-Town everyone is fat. Make Hulk feel skinny.
Other interesting tidbits:
Hulk see paraplegic sea turtle that only swam at 45 degree angle.
Many people in Chicago have tuberculous.
Some lady confuse Hulk with "server" and think going to help lady get a table. Hulk say "I don't know" and run away and take last table.
There is bar called Map Room full of very heavily bearded bartenders and delicious beer.

Was good time.

Hulk done!

This longest semester ever. Finally finish take home exam today. Hulk hate that class too. Not care anymore! Hulk go to Chi-town next week using "stimulus money" from government. Hulk patriotic.

Hulk exam

Hard to put into words how much Hulk hate exams. Hulk not done yet-one more take home. Then Hulk go on vacation. This worst schedule yet. Almost kill Hulk. Hulk's power very weak now.

Hulk's check

Hulk finally get check for nerdy law competition. Hulk forget about the money. Was not much anyway. Letter that come with it funniest thing ever. Read like one of those "books" parent buy for kid and insert the hobby of kid. Letter look like this:
Dear Hulk,
Congratulations on winning (insert final result here). Your professors from (insert law school school here) must be very proud. ...Something about friends (insert teammates names)...

Was very funny.

Hulk Hungry!

Is exam-time. Hulk literally eat self out of house and home. Eat all the food. Too busy to get more. Hulk reduced to eating "stoner" food like frozen waffles.
Legal words changing to food descriptions like: Divisible Delicious Doctrine.