Crazy Hat Day

Hulk love work but place is one step away from "Crazy Hat Day." Yesterday "Staff Appreciation Day" gave Hulk card with some cash. Was like monopoly. Secret Santa there is like no other place Hulk work--campaigns, smoke screens and red herrings... is very complicated.

Hulk on top

Thank you to friends of Hulk-- downloaded paper. Made #2 download for Labor Law papers...of course is labor law, kind of naturally lame. Number one on lists no one cares about like "religion." Don't be shy and keep downloading--Hulk want to get to triple digits. Not sure why anymore but, whatever.

Provoke Hulk

Hulk have enemy at law school. Enemy act nice to Hulk today but say weird things. Thought maybe move up to "frenemy" status. Tell Hulk over and over about a boy who not like Hulk. Tell Hulk three times all the mean things boy say. Enemy try to provoke Hulk to anger while pretending to be nice. Hulk BFF point out that not nice at all--jackass. He say next time he talk to Hulk tell him to "grab wrist."

Hulk is jackass

Professor say to Hulk, Hulk writing better. Hulk response--"I know!" This make Hulk seem like jackass. What Hulk mean to say is that is not as hard as before but come out wrong. Hulk stick foot in mouth again and again.

Frenemy

Hulk have frenemies. Hulk knows is hard to be Hulk friend. Is Hulk channel 24/7. Law school make worse. Exam time make much worse. Is Hulk cubed. Hulk recognize on a meta-level that may not be a Hulk-shaped universe, but no empirical evidence to prove it not a Hulk-shaped universe. Whoa....Hulk just blow Hulk's own mind.

Fake judge

Hulk fake judge for class but no power to hold students in contempt. Other students had to "work together." This never work for law students. Fight over stupid stuff--is always bad.

Carry on Japanese Girl

Props to Diablo Cody.

Hulk back

Hulk new hard drive--stupid laptop. Hulk have things to re-do took long time to catch up. Hulk take 2 classes in fall with no exam. Finally learning. Learn today get $1.50 raise. wow. Hulk worry bump into high tax bracket.

What else for Hulk

Hulk hard drive die. Luckily most files saved--Hulk lost a little. What else will happen to Hulk? Can't a green monster catch a break?

Way to step up co-worker

Hulk Carma

Even though Hulk saved car from destruction yesterday--could not save it from neighborhood a-holes. Someone "scraped & ran" Hulk's car last night. Hulk car too old to fix but Hulk angry. If Hulk catch person--Hulk punch them in neck.