Hulk cat try to kill

This quiz not ask if cat turn on stove. That happen to Hulk while on vacation. Cat turn on gas, fill house up. Good thing he not know how to light match yet.

Crazy people everywhere

Hulk have crazy client. Remind Hulk of all years work in retail. Clients act exactly same as customer. No matter that Hulk volunteer and she getting advice for free. She not like advice Hulk give therefore get angry at Hulk. Weird how Hulk legal advice same reaction as telling customer that Judy Bloom book no longer in print. Hulk have same advice to both--write congressman.

OMG

Hulk's SO re-injured Hulk wrist in comedy related accident. Grab Hulk wrist and shake it as hard as can trying to imitate baby waving. Hulk now have to go back to wearing splint. The worst part for Hulk was comdedy...frankly, it not worth the crippling pain.

Hulk good

Maybe Hulk life turning around. Hulk get temporary job and wrist healing. Hulk still not go to state that not be named--that was close call. Hulk go to KY instead, that much better. Any state named after lubricant is ok with Hulk, maybe next Hulk go to outer space on Astroglide. Hulk find out that not exist yet. Maybe good name for next shuttle.

new kitties

Hulk new kitties good. Make Hulk smile and laugh. Play all the time. Hulk like new kitties.

Country Song Winter

Hulk have a country song winter. Both Hulk cats die, Hulk mess up arm and pay lots of money to fix it and is broke with no job. Maybe Hulk should buy truck and get in bar fight, get arrested. Hulk have hope on new job but Hulk no want to jinx it. Hulk think Hulk hit rock bottom so life better. Hulk arm getting better too and will get back to smashing very soon. Hulk going on vacation looks like. Go to state that shall not be named aka America's wang. Get back and get Hulk some more critters, then life good.

Street names

Hulk want to move so can post crazy street names. Like: "There big pile up on Roundbottom Road." Or: "Just had close shave on Beaver Ave." Feel free to enter own in comments but must be in greater Cincinnati please and real streets too.