Rough time

Hulk having lots of problems one of which was crazy laptop power cord slow ebay guy. Now laptop back Hulk want to kiss it miss so much. Hulk thought twice about actually kissing it because Hulk thinks would make Hulk sick.
Hulk also has gimpy arm, sick cat and still no job. But Hulk have homemade chocolate treats so it not so bad.

Secret Hulk

Not fun being lawyer look for job and internet. Internet is like silly putty and record everything Hulk ever say. Hulk have to censor everything and that is no fun because cannot be self. Hulk blog no come up...is last place Hulk can be self and maybe say curse words if need be....like shit. Looking for job = shitty.

Hulk poor

Hulk poor, not tragic poor but comically poor. Hulk got coffee mug when start law school that say "Will litigate for food" is hilarious but also now true. Hulk wonder if should get other coffee mugs like "lottery winner's coffee" or just "Paris" maybe magic cabinet make mug sayings come true.

Hulk scared bad

Local journalist who kind of well known went to tiny grade school with Hulk. Hulk thought was same name but didn't believe same guy until he post pic of childhood. Hulk could not imagine old fat bald guy same age. Then Hulk remember. Hulk old....Hulk scared.

Hulk feel funny

Hulk shy these days. Feel funny inside--Hulk self conscious. Hulk hear that people want to hear from Hulk so that make Hulk feel little better. Hulk feel like failure and nothing to report. Hulk is getting better at Bejeweled however...but maybe not good thing put on resume. Also Hulk cat die and that make Hulk sad. Hulk not want people to see Hulk cry...Hulk must be very tough or lose Marvel endorsement.

Urban Camping

Today Hulk have to move in Hulk Dad's old house. This is Hulk's childhood house--yes is true everything much smaller than Hulk remember. Now it have no TV and no internet--it kind of rough. Should only be for week. At least Hulk have shower readily available. Maybe Hulk should buy beer. No TV and no beer make Hulk...something something.

Your Stories Suck

Someone Hulk know now writes "stories" about life. They encouraged by friends to keep doing this. Hulk not sure why. Maybe friends like rambling stream of consciousness stories. Maybe friends "bi-curious" no not bisexual--curious about ramblings of bipolar mind. Now Hulk invited to be a member of "group" of "Freakazoid's stories" (that not name of group---but would be improvement). Hulk wishes Hulk would could be honest...Dear Freakazoid, your stories suck. Love Hulk.