Hulk scared bad

Local journalist who kind of well known went to tiny grade school with Hulk. Hulk thought was same name but didn't believe same guy until he post pic of childhood. Hulk could not imagine old fat bald guy same age. Then Hulk remember. Hulk old....Hulk scared.

Hulk feel funny

Hulk shy these days. Feel funny inside--Hulk self conscious. Hulk hear that people want to hear from Hulk so that make Hulk feel little better. Hulk feel like failure and nothing to report. Hulk is getting better at Bejeweled however...but maybe not good thing put on resume. Also Hulk cat die and that make Hulk sad. Hulk not want people to see Hulk cry...Hulk must be very tough or lose Marvel endorsement.

Urban Camping

Today Hulk have to move in Hulk Dad's old house. This is Hulk's childhood house--yes is true everything much smaller than Hulk remember. Now it have no TV and no internet--it kind of rough. Should only be for week. At least Hulk have shower readily available. Maybe Hulk should buy beer. No TV and no beer make Hulk...something something.

Your Stories Suck

Someone Hulk know now writes "stories" about life. They encouraged by friends to keep doing this. Hulk not sure why. Maybe friends like rambling stream of consciousness stories. Maybe friends "bi-curious" no not bisexual--curious about ramblings of bipolar mind. Now Hulk invited to be a member of "group" of "Freakazoid's stories" (that not name of group---but would be improvement). Hulk wishes Hulk would could be honest...Dear Freakazoid, your stories suck. Love Hulk.

Contractors!

Hulk in middle of renovation of crap shack. Roof needs to be redone and need new bathroom. Tell Hulk not allowed to take shower anymore. Hulk take shower at dojo but now Hulk have permanent bed-head. Ha-ha no one know difference you say.
Some contractors try to swindle Hulk think Hulk is big dummy. Hulk on to you. Also Hulk not have enough money to be swindled. Is turnip or stone or one of those things. One of those poor things.

job survey

Hulk apply for job at famous company. They require survey on leadership qualities--maybe groupthink. Questions are a little weird "If a chimpanze, a bear and you were on a team and you had to implement one idea from your group which one would it be?" This complicated Hulk don't like bear's idea involving Hulk getting eaten but maybe he six sigma--who Hulk to judge? But what if chimp's idea was to kill the bear and he had a knife? He look pretty smart too. What if was Hulk's idea to run like hell and let bear eat the chimp would that not make Hulk a "team player?" Safe to say Hulk probably not get interview.

Hulk miss you

Hulk not post in a while. But Hulk now realize that Hulk not able to be Hulk on Facebook. How you let these recent status updates go?:
"is proud of Senator Kennedy's legacy. We need more unashamed liberals. May the angels lead you into paradise." (Hulk cut and paste this) If by "angels" you mean whores and "paradise" you mean booze cruise then I think well maybe...if he's lucky.
Here another one: "Renal Ultrasound, baby!" How the hell Hulk supposed to respond to this? Is she proud of the procedure? Excited? How can Hulk "unlearn" this fact?
Also Hulk sick of status update cop outs--song lyrics especially hip-hop which make you even more white.
No one respect the "craft" of the good status update--it ok to take a day off or even two to come up with good one... whew...Hulk feel better now.