Hulk not Anton Chigurh

Hulk not give this picture to hair-dude...why he hate Hulk so much. Maybe Hulk should go Anton Chigurh on him. Haircut failed below what a reasonable person would expect. Negligent haircut.

Hulk not Golem

Hulk get bad haircut. People lie and say look nice. Problem is look exactly like Golem. Hulk not want to look like Golem--Hulk senior composite photo coming--Hulk is not pleased. Might need emergency re-do...have own monster identity. Hulk would at least look better with "the Rachel."

Children afraid

Hulk have candy. Hulk hear children. Children not come to house. Hulk think they are scared of Hulk. Neighbors never accept Hulk even after 5 years. (single tear....)Now Hulk have way too much candy.

Hulk Haiku

Law students are dumb.
Smash! Think they are so smart. Ha!
Still bruise like humans.

Character and Fitness

Hulk have bar examiner's character and fitness interview today. Ask Hulk about job Hulk have for 3 weeks. Hulk quit very abruptly--was very bad place. Hulk think immoral. Hulk think quitting immoral place good sign of character...but what Hulk know? Was a little awkward -Hulk hear story from attorney at work with almost exact same story--obviously ok to sit for bar--Hulk think ok too. Good thing not ask about gratuitous smashing.

Someday....Hulk Chill out

Someday Hulk get chance to chill out for now have to settle for artist rendering.

Hulk smackdown

Hulk coach arbitration team. Is stupid. Hulk not get credit or pay--Hulk stupid. Hulk have to put smack-down on student with head up butt. Students think will win but make whiny excuses about practice. Will not win--guaranteed. Not want it bad enough. Why Hulk care anyway?