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Hulk not post to blog anymore as reader figure. Blogs very five years ago. Hulk take bitterness to Twitter. Too many Hulk's on Twitter so if follow is hotchpot. Thank for following.

Nutty Interview

Hulk have interview today. This good thing. Interview go well but guy kind of crazy. He ask Hulk if ever get yelled at and Hulk say work retail at bookstore and get yelled by Hyde Park ladies. All attorneys in room nod head.
He also ask Hulk if Hulk offended by cursing language. Want to respond by saying Hell No!! But just say it ok. If Hulk get job this going to be one crazy workplace. Perfect for Hulk.

Do tell

Hulk invited to wedding on Saturday but they call off. That a little crazy but worse is they not tell everyone, including people flying in out of town. That not cool. Not tell Hulk either, Hulk hear through grapevine only. Hulk think as embarrassing as telling everyone is much worse not tell guests so Hulk come up with list of other scenarios of embarrassing but should tell anyway:

"I pooped in your pool."
"I have cracked your toilet beyond repair."
"Your penis appears to be caught in your fly."

These kind of gross but you get picture. Feel free to comment just in case these come up for Hulk. Then Hulk know what to do.

Hulk cat try to kill

This quiz not ask if cat turn on stove. That happen to Hulk while on vacation. Cat turn on gas, fill house up. Good thing he not know how to light match yet.

Crazy people everywhere

Hulk have crazy client. Remind Hulk of all years work in retail. Clients act exactly same as customer. No matter that Hulk volunteer and she getting advice for free. She not like advice Hulk give therefore get angry at Hulk. Weird how Hulk legal advice same reaction as telling customer that Judy Bloom book no longer in print. Hulk have same advice to both--write congressman.

OMG

Hulk's SO re-injured Hulk wrist in comedy related accident. Grab Hulk wrist and shake it as hard as can trying to imitate baby waving. Hulk now have to go back to wearing splint. The worst part for Hulk was comdedy...frankly, it not worth the crippling pain.

Hulk good

Maybe Hulk life turning around. Hulk get temporary job and wrist healing. Hulk still not go to state that not be named--that was close call. Hulk go to KY instead, that much better. Any state named after lubricant is ok with Hulk, maybe next Hulk go to outer space on Astroglide. Hulk find out that not exist yet. Maybe good name for next shuttle.